Saturday, March 21, 2009

assorted nonsense.



what is going on?
this is really the best NBC could come up with?
you replaced Conan O'Brien with this serious bro?

straight up, ya'll.
Jimmy Fallon is not very funny.

he is really ruining late night TV.
and i thought Craig Ferguson was an epic failure.

how do you get the fuckin' Roots as your house band,
get Conan O'Briens' time slot,
and you still can't make ANYONE laugh?

absolutely mind-blowing.
i wasted $20 on Mango Kush & i can't even smile?
this is a recession people.
i can't be wasting money on high quality marijuana
when all i'm gonna get is Jimmy Fallon stroking his iPhone
and try to borrow ?uestloves' hard earned credibility. 


stop laughing at yourself, Jimmy.
you're literally the only one in the studio laughing,

miss Conan.
Leno needs to fucking retire.





"BRO!!! THIS IS FUCKIN SICK!!! I'M GONNA GET WASTED ON MILLER HIGHLIFE & MAKE BAD LIFE DECISIONS BY TEXTING MY BUDDIES LITTLE SISTERS. I HOPE MY INTERNSHIP GOES THROUGH!!! WE FUCKIN" DID IT BRAUUUUUGH!!! FUCKING BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!

congratulations to the 2009 Siena Saint Bernards.
hazzah & junk.

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