Photo #1: "I bet their coffee tastes likes shit..."
so yesterday, I was walking from the subway
to my cousin's apartment on 34th & 1st in Manhattan.
somewhere along the way, i saw an establishment
with a big neon sign
& it was called...
& it was called...
that's right...
ASS GRILL.
that seems like a great place to eat, huh?
a nice, hot, steaming plate of meatloaf
from the ASS GRILL sure sounds tasty doesn't it?
stay away from the gravy though...
this is the kind of error that you would imagine
any restaurant or a popular establishment
would fix as it's number one priority.
"what to do today, hmmmm...
order new place mats, check....
re-stock the "no pointy end" toothpicks in the handicap bathroom, check...
change the sign of my restaurant so it no longer reads ASS GRILL in neon letters...
fuck that noise, i'll do it tomorrow."
why do i feel like i've seen something like this before?
no no, not that one..
Yeeaaaaaaah.
"East Nasty Buffet" never gets old...
Photo #2: Godzilla & Mothra go to a baseball game...
"Hey, bro"
"Hey"
"Soooo, I had no idea you were a Red Sox fan when i invited you..."
"Oh, don't worry. I'm not really a "Sox Fan" per say..."
"Wait, what do you mean?"
"I just root for whoever is playing against the Yankees..."
"..."
"what?"
"You're a real piece of shit."
"Do you have any wool?"
Photo #3: Miscellaneous PhotoBooth Picture w/ Effects on it
I call this piece:
"Sam, Dano, Johnny Z. & Maunz Melting
during a Hot Summer Day while
Ingesting Mass Quantities of Opiates"
i think it's crazy that Dano only has one eye
& yet he still manages to looks very chill.
he's totally oblivious to the fact that John kinda looks like
a demon who's vomiting on Maunz's face before he eats him.
BONUS!!!
SHAQTASTIC PHOTO OF THE DAY
"oh yeah, dat's just how da' big Shaq likes it.
Shaq Daddy's gonna give it to ya' rough...
don't try to fight it, just accept the Shaq.
I'm bout to tape dis' here
picture of Kobe to your back...
whether you like it or not...
don't cry & afterwards da' big Shaq will take you
to da' ASS GRILL fer some nice chocolate soft serve"
"tell me how my ASS GRILL tastes..."
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